Even though at times I am superwoman there are things I can't do.
I can't...
- do a cartwheel
- whistle
- express my real feelings verbally
- eat any form of seafood without gagging (not even tuna fish)
- smell
- confidently spell a majority of two syllable words
- sleep without being heavily medicated
but I can..
- give great hugs
- screech like a dolphin
- drive safely with my knees (safely in my mind at least)
- teach a child to read
- play twinkle twinkle little star on the piano
- waste days at a time hanging with my friends
- laugh at myself (and other people too of course)
I'm usually game for just about anything but there are a few things I won't do.
I won't...
- pretend to be nice to someone I think is a dirt bag
- touch feet or let mine be touched (not even for a pedicure)
- go to Burger King ever
- remember your name the first time we meet (probably not the second time either)
- be patient with ignorant or stupid people
- remember your birthday
- lie to you and tell you that you look hot if you don't
- follow the leader
- be taken advantage of
but I will...
- squat and pee when needed
- call in and vote once or twice for a favorite on a reality TV show
- be loyal
- giddily support you in anything you attempt
- remember details
- show up when you need me to
- be too loud to handle at times
- go to extreme measures to be the center of attention
- be respectful and polite when necessary
Even though I'm damn near perfect I frequently participate in activities I shouldn't.
I shouldn't...
- swear like a sailor (I'm told it's not attractive)
- pretend everything is alright when it isn't
- be so bitchy to my little sister
- spend so much money
- talk badly about others
- watch "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Outta Here" anymore
- be so critical and hard on myself
and I should...
- be proud of my accomplishments
- work out more often
- take time to chillax and not feel lazy doing it
- answer my phone when someone calls (the first time)
- write more thank you cards and send them snail mail
- laugh
- make a video of myself dancing to decide if they're all laughing with me or at me
- choose to be happy
What can't, won't, or shouldn't you do?
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This looks like fun, I'll have to save it for another rainy day.
PS I have an award for you at my blog! :)
I shouldn't.. eat icecream every night before bed.
So you'll flat out say no if I ask you out for soft shell crabs or deep fried calamari?:( we should just hang and make dancing videos then.
I should stop slacking at blogging duties like commenting!!! And I should quit my job and join the circus!!
Screeching like a dolphin and squatting and peeing all at the same time is sure to fulfill your "extreme measures to be the center of attention." :)
I love this and will definitely do it. Thanks for sharing. Have a great day.
Ooooo... GOOD ONE.
I've never been able to do a cartwheel, either, and it drives me CRAZY. I should probably keep trying before I get too old.
Whoops, too late.
super cute post idea!
i ALSO cannot and never have been able to do a cartwheel. an elegant somersault is the closest i can come.
and not even BK's hilarious commercials will convince you to go?
Just found you! LOVE this post!
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I can't do a leap frog or a handstand or a cartwheel and I'm 26!!
What a great idea!
"I won't be taken advantage of" - very important. I like that.
Oh, and I have an award waiting for you.
This is AWESOME. I can't whistle to save my life. :) I might have to make up my own lists!
Your post is great! I like everything you put down here... made me think! Oh, and screeching like a dolphin and unabashedly supportive of other people's adventures - awesome! What a friend trait!
Happy Wednesday!
Moonjava- Award? Hells yeah!
Trina- Good call. The treats before bed is a weakness of mine also.
Andhari- I would do anything for a good hang out with you. I'd even do seafood. In a nonsexual way.
Jen- I'll join the circus with you! Deal?
MLG- I never thought to squat and screech at the same time. I'm tryin' it!
Lilu- I know. That cartwheel is a long ago dream. Damn coordination!
Lusty Reader- Ellegant somersault. Perfect adjective!
Little Miss Southern- A new bloggy friend and a giveaway. It must be my day.
Miss *H- Yeah the handstand is a problem too.
Loys- Oh thanks dear. I'll go now.
Gabby- Do it! Do it!
DocE- The dolphin screech attracts the fellas. That's for sure.
awww cute post!!! I loved it!
I can't be friends with people aren't 'real' around me - fake people annoy the hell of out me. I can have a conversation in Sign Language after passing my levels 1 & 2 at aged 14. I won't allow anyone to make an argument without heairng the other side. I will always buy QVC ring and Nails Inc; it's part of who I am. I shouldn't swear...not lady like but I should remember that, whilst I'm struggling at the moment, my happiness is out there waiting for me.
I can't whistle either!
I blame it on the fact that I also have a slight lisp... so obviously something's going on with my mouth/tongue/teeth.
Also could not blow bubbles with gum until I was about 15.
I want to hear you scream like a dolphin! That could come handy this summer for sure...awesome post.
I love this idea! I think I'll post my can/should/will list tomorrow. :)
Great idea!! There was so much to comment on...I just can't pick one! Well may be one..."swear like a sailor"...guilty as charged and I can't tell you the amount of times that I was told its not "lady like" Sheesh
I love this! I can't whistle either... so sad :(
P.S. I left you a little bit o love on my blog. Check it out please!
Adorably D- Thanks love!
Serena- Your happiness is out there for sure! Let's hang out and hate on fake people together.
Sebastian- Whistling is completely overrated. I can't do it because I'm a spaz so at least you have a legit reason.
Laura- It's a summer fav!
TMC- You already did it and I loved it!
Lady Jane- Who ever said we wanted to be lady like? I didn't say that.
Anna- You left me a boat load of love on your blog!
GREAT post! i may have to steal this. you can't smell?! how awful! why?
Totally stealing this :) I love it! I also swear like a sailor, it's awful yet great at the same time.
ooh, nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and me thinks I likes it...
i traced all the way to your blog from "the way i see it" about these "lists that you do...i had to come read the original and i love it...i love your flow. i am going to give your lists a try!! hope u stop by!
I love you.
Can we be "too loud to handle" together sometime? I think that would be loads 'o fun. :P
nice list. this post idea is showing up on several blogs
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